HERE ARE SOME OF THE THRILLING PUNCHLINES BY GREAT SPEAKERS WHICH WAS EVIDENT IN THEIR SPEECHES DURING JAW WAR SEMI FINALS:
Topic: the curse of Africa: politician or deficiency of education
1. As my opponents claim the people of Africa is africa (science)
2. If our forefathers had some level of education in human value they would have traded men for men and not men for mirror (science)
3. Till then, their arguments will not only be one aided but myopic (science)
4. Even God is all powerful not because he's all political but because he's all knowing (science)
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Topic: Should legislature be on a part time basis?
5. Why must our legislators work round the year when one of their major functions comes once a year (Technology)
6. If my opponents still insist that legislature should be full time, then I advise they enrol as full time students n the school of reasoning (Technology)
7. Saying Nay or yee is not what gives them their pay (Clinical science)
8. If you're to employ a pilot who is to guide your life, you probably will not employ a divided mind if you're not my opponents (clinical science)
9. If Nigeria is broke, let us cut the cost of governance and not the time of governance (clinical science)
Topic: Racial profiling: necessary or not
10. To ensure the awareness of past racial offender to resist future offenders (Mellanby)
11. Let a police asks you a question, it's not because he does not like your face but because he wants to avert a possible danger the nation might face (Mellanby)
12. ....michael Jackson went from black to white, in fact, racial profiling might be confused (ABH)
13. .... saying racial profiling is necessary is like saying the red tie in my opponent's dressing is necessary (ABH)
14. Colour... is important and we should pay attention to and we should not listen to my opponents even if their name is derived from a colour (Mellanby)
15. Two days ago, it was the first world war, yesterday, it was the second world war, and today if my opponents still take their stance, tomorrow, it'll be the third world war (ABH)
16. Yes, it is through that what is good for the goose is good for the gander but no matter how good the gander is, he can never be pregnant (Mellanby)
17. My opponent has said we use a stethoscope to treat but let them know that we do not use it to treat but to know what to treat (ABH)
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Topic: Increase in divorce rate: individual or society
18. When two seeds are planted on the same soil on the same condition, and one dies while the other lives, the problem is with the individual seeds and not the soil (Tedder)
19. The society cannot create problems, the individuals in the society create problems (Technology)
20. Even in biology resounds our individuality, every other logic sounds the society (Queens)
21. Every individual will think twice before seeing the bones of their bones as the stone of their bones (Queens)
22. When the center of the society cannot hold, rings fall apart (Queens)
23. The laws of the society only serve as the means to an end and not the end to a means (Tedder)
24. Just like we exist in the society, the society exists more in us (Queens)
25. Even if death do is part, society can never ever depart from us (Queens)
26. They said people learn by observation, but ask them, do people observe the society or other individuals (Tedder)
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