I was at a mall ( I won't mention the name) just to get some stuffs against next week, suddenly, I heard a yell out of my name from the gallery of the building Ayomide! I was a little bit scared, I wonder who knew me around here, my thought said to myself, anyways, I know I'm quite known but not to a famous extent.
So, I looked straight up at the spot I heard my name, lo! It was a lady, pretty with an average height, she's quite voluptuous ( like her body could get one bodied). She doesn't look familiar, how come did this fine wine know me?? Ayomide, I know you well, as in Sweetie, I love your works your poems are awesome, I follow your series a lot, I'm happy whenever I see them, they make my day everyday she said with utmost happiness. I felt quite important and appreciated, before you know it she brought out her Samsung S7, let's take some selfie dearie, she said, she was already feeling at home and I was feeling like a celeb. Immediately, she posted it on her Whatapp status, typed a caption on the photos, though I couldn't capture the caption.
My name is Isioma by the way, I'm a make up artiste and a student of Babcock university, 300 level (hmm, that sounds like a formal introduction and she sound like a made woman too).
Within an eye blink, she came close and held my hand as I was hand picking some petty toiletries on the shelf, as a wise spender, I was trying to cut my expenses ignoring the fact that I have a lady fan besides me that I suppose to prove to her that Ayomide is great (why prove to be the great if your pocket will later degrade?? That's being fake anyway)
I tried to maintain the normal me as I kept shopping reality, haha! Why did you've to write your shopping list in a sheet of paper?? But Ayomide you're funny, is because you like writing or something?? She said joking and I said 'writing them down will make me remember alot of things I might forget ( what a perfect answer, I said with my mind).
I started feeling uncomfortable with the way she was holding me like we've been dating for years.
She starting picking expensive stuffs ( I won't mention them) with joy on her face moving her body to the soft background music playing in the mall. She started hyping me unnecessarily, _Ay d'great Ay money_.... This is a detriment in compliment of which I know the outcome is my income.
Along the line, a trick drop in my mind and I picked up my phone and faked a call, hello baby, I'm in the mall, I've been waiting for you, remember, you said you don't wanna shop with any other... Oh! Like...You're close to gate right now... Alright.. Don't be long, love you (drop call)
Gradual but slowly, she started sliding her hand and body off mine, my mind was smiling and feeling free, her mood changed drastically and her look turned sour, with a sad heart she left my presence, went to the counter and paid for the stuffs she picked (though, she had to drop some that were probably too expensive for her) eventually, she left the mall in soft sadness, I was sad too cause I feel I've lost a fan but most importantly, I'm happy I didn't lose the quality of my personality... Chuckles
#EveryLadyIsJealous
#TightSituationMakesOneWiser
Ayomide d'great
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