1. No one holds the monopoly of information, not even from Ibadan Poly (Vet)
2. Taking down notes for yourself and by yourself, you can call that democratic note (Vet)
3. 80% of success depends on showing up, so show up in class and you're 80% on your way to success (Vet)
4. How many of you will like to attend GES107 to watch slides and not Jaw War to hear lines? (Arts)
5. How can they propose 100% class attendance when the University of Ibadan, the citadel of learning requires just 75%? (Arts)
6. Having a conscience is not the same as using it (Education)
7. Do you secure a nation and torture a criminal or you torture a criminal and watch him torture the nation? (Education)
8. The use of torture clearly defeats the goal of torture (Public Health)
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9. When the hunter becomes the hunted, what goes around comes around
10. ... the united Nations should have united our Nations (Education)
11. Please, do not let them cajole us that there is no difference between the tortorer and the tortoree, I think it is left for them to tell us that God is not different from sinners because he created hell to torture them.... (Education)
12. Because a lady says I do, does not mean you can't ask before you can do, not because she does not want to do but because she knows that when the deed is done and the result comes, then she is done for. (Science)
13. ...even if they view their point from the PowerPoint it is still pointless (BMS)
14. I know one day, they may restrict the issue of sexual intercourse, I pray that day never comes because as for me, I still want to cum (BMS)
15. On a cup of rice, there are four of my roommates, 2 friends including me, waiting for the time to launch an attack on the food during lunch (Science)
16. Not every humans will do clean things like Hilary Clinton (Science)
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17. How many times have rice and beans got our attention but in 4 years, we pay the price for the rice and the pains for the beans (Agric)
18. They become hostages that host their parties for ages. (Agric)
19. Those who have tertiary education become managers, while those who do not have manage office messengers (Pharmacy)
20. A two eyed man in the land of the blind is a king but that same man in the land where everyone has eyes, he is just a commoner. (Law)
21. Tertiary education has now served as the devil that will give you a cap and expect a head in return (Law)
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22. We don't need to be pharmacists to know what to do with expired drugs (Law)
23. It is illogical to say that it is the African musics that cause problem just like a man looking into the mirror and blaming it for his ugliness (Technology)
24. My opponents from the faculty of dentistry can attest to it that having two sore teeth does not make the whole mouth useless (Technology)
25. Afterall, music is life, that is why our hearts have beat (Technology)
26. Sometimes, just sometimes, we have to lose our minds to come to our senses (Technology)
27. Women who should be shaking the world are now shaking their boobs and bombom.
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