28 PUNCHLINES FROM JAW WAR 2017, DAY 3 (NOV 3)
1. For every TDB, there should be a corresponding CGPA even if Idia101 remains constant (Kuti)
2. Even our heroes who never collected naira and kobo have their pictures on Naira and kobo (Kuti)
3. When we spot a fowl play, even if it's in the speeches of my opponents, ladies and gentlemen, just blow (Kuti)
4. Afterall, we do not empty an ocean to fill a bucket of water (Tedder)
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5. In a football match, under whatever condition, a referee never hands over his whistle to an uninformed fellow (Tedder)
6. When these people commit corruption, you cannot report them to the government or they even report you to those corrupt people (Tedder)
7. Imagine placing a cup of rice thief with a bag of rice thief, socialization will take place and he will graduate into a trailer of rice thief (Awo)
8. Why use tramador for a mere headache while panadol is still in stock? (Awo)
9. Why spend more and get less when we can spend less and get more (Awo)
10. Prison is prison, no matter the reason (Awo)
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11. Freedom of the wolves often mean death to the lambs (Tedder)
12. As long as you don't keep your home safe with armed robbers at the gate, you do not secure the community with hardened criminals (Tedder)
13. Our position is, if it is not good enough, it cannot be good enough (Tedder)
14. This is like saying you do not want a female child while bringing your son up like Bobrisky (Tedder)
15. ...it''s not about resources but resourcefulness (Bello)
16. To those who have nothing to offer, the structure can never be proper. (ABH)
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17. The problem with Nigeria is not the structure but the function (ABH)
18. Dividing the North, West and East will only create 3 problems not solutions (ABH)
19. This is what we must not go below even if we are from Bello hall (ABH)
20. Yes, our system is centralized but we all know that when the center cannot hold, things fall apart (Bello)
21. Now, we're seen as a country that ejaculates before we calculate (Bello)
22. No wonder Ondo state has bitumen but if you touch it, the soldiers will beat you mehn (Bello)
23. There's a difference between sub standard and the standard, the former can never make the latter (Indy)
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24. Sometimes, good things fall apart for the better things to fall in place (Idia)
25. If mathematics is still logical, -1 and +2 are both equal to 0, then, how can moving backwards be same as moving forward? (Indy)
26. This means that if Nnamdi decides to kill Azikiwe, he will not be allowed to whine his waist in one corner but made to rot in one corner (Queens)
27. Greatest queenites, doing the same thing and expecting different result is the Queen of madness (Zik)
28. To heal a wound, you have to atop touching it (Zik)
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1. For every TDB, there should be a corresponding CGPA even if Idia101 remains constant (Kuti)
2. Even our heroes who never collected naira and kobo have their pictures on Naira and kobo (Kuti)
3. When we spot a fowl play, even if it's in the speeches of my opponents, ladies and gentlemen, just blow (Kuti)
4. Afterall, we do not empty an ocean to fill a bucket of water (Tedder)
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5. In a football match, under whatever condition, a referee never hands over his whistle to an uninformed fellow (Tedder)
6. When these people commit corruption, you cannot report them to the government or they even report you to those corrupt people (Tedder)
7. Imagine placing a cup of rice thief with a bag of rice thief, socialization will take place and he will graduate into a trailer of rice thief (Awo)
8. Why use tramador for a mere headache while panadol is still in stock? (Awo)
9. Why spend more and get less when we can spend less and get more (Awo)
10. Prison is prison, no matter the reason (Awo)
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11. Freedom of the wolves often mean death to the lambs (Tedder)
12. As long as you don't keep your home safe with armed robbers at the gate, you do not secure the community with hardened criminals (Tedder)
13. Our position is, if it is not good enough, it cannot be good enough (Tedder)
14. This is like saying you do not want a female child while bringing your son up like Bobrisky (Tedder)
15. ...it''s not about resources but resourcefulness (Bello)
16. To those who have nothing to offer, the structure can never be proper. (ABH)
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17. The problem with Nigeria is not the structure but the function (ABH)
18. Dividing the North, West and East will only create 3 problems not solutions (ABH)
19. This is what we must not go below even if we are from Bello hall (ABH)
20. Yes, our system is centralized but we all know that when the center cannot hold, things fall apart (Bello)
21. Now, we're seen as a country that ejaculates before we calculate (Bello)
22. No wonder Ondo state has bitumen but if you touch it, the soldiers will beat you mehn (Bello)
23. There's a difference between sub standard and the standard, the former can never make the latter (Indy)
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24. Sometimes, good things fall apart for the better things to fall in place (Idia)
25. If mathematics is still logical, -1 and +2 are both equal to 0, then, how can moving backwards be same as moving forward? (Indy)
26. This means that if Nnamdi decides to kill Azikiwe, he will not be allowed to whine his waist in one corner but made to rot in one corner (Queens)
27. Greatest queenites, doing the same thing and expecting different result is the Queen of madness (Zik)
28. To heal a wound, you have to atop touching it (Zik)
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